I appologize up front for the digression, but the irony of this is just too much to me to let go.

The environmental nazis are forcing us to collect inert carbon and expend extra fuel to convert it into carbon dioxide so it can be released into the atmosphere.

Much better to disable the regen cycle, peroidically vacuum the contents out into a plastic bag and ship it to AlGore. That is, after all, what he wants, right? Carbon that would have been carbon dioxide, locked in an inert state...

Where do I go for my Nobel prize?